army-of-carats

me when im around normal people

shout out to tumblr for banning tags relating to mental illness and trauma so that people that struggle with those things can no longer support each other on here 🥰 i really appreciate it @staff

pleasedonotcallmyduckagoose:
“adz:
“ sopranofemme:
“ adz:
“no caption can possibly make this funnier
”
happy birthday ole worm
”
happy birthday ole worm
” ”

pleasedonotcallmyduckagoose:

adz:
sopranofemme:
adz:
no caption can possibly make this funnier
happy birthday ole worm
happy birthday ole worm

gamerpidge:

Lost Parrot Alert!! Please read
We’ve heard from my husband’s coworker that there are two cockatiels lost in the Aiken, SC area. There aren’t many details except they belong to two different owners and at least one of them has clipped wings.
If you live in or near the Aiken area, please be on the lookout for them. Listen for abnormal bird shrieking and look for gray birds with bright yellow or grayed yellow heads and orange cheeks. One will most likely be grounded due to his clipped wings.
If you find one or both of them, please call a local humane society or animal control and explain the situation of the lost parrot and its location. I would normally advise to call the owners but I don’t know their information. Gently talk to the parrot and do not spook it away! It’s better to keep visual on the bird until someone who can catch it arrives. If you are able to convince the bird to come to you and you take possession of it, please bring it inside and offer water. It’s incredibly hot out there and they will be overheated/dehydrated.
If anyone else has advices I didn’t think of here, please reblog and add. Everyone who sees this, please reblog so we can get the word out. I pray these poor birdies are found safely and soon.

thestraggletag:
“ gleefully-macabre:
“ gleefully-macabre:
“ brawltogethernow:
“ gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
“I can’t breathe
”
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded...

thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:
gleefully-macabre:
brawltogethernow:
gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.
It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.
Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.
DUUUUUDE

fxllsunshine:

THIS AINT NO NORMAL MAKNAE, THIS IS HIGH CLASS MAKNAE BITCH- MAQUNÉ

Source please? 👀

Don’t mail shit? Still want to help the USPS?

lydiaroguepersonal:

Okay so everyone’s like BUY STAMPS but if you’re like me, you send maybe 5 letters a year, if that. You’re sitting there going “Okay, I could buy like… a page of stamps, but my last one is still only half-used… I’m more likely to lose it before I use them all up.”
That’s cool, same.
Here’s an alternative option:
Go to the USPS website, as if you’re going to buy some stamps, right? Browse through the fancy new ones until you find one you like… say this one:
Pretty neat, right?
Instead of buying the stamps that will literally take you years to go through, scroll alllllll the way to the bottom.
What’s that? A tote bag with the same design?! Yup! A set of 5 tote bags even, for your friends too. Wouldn’t that be cool to use for trick-or-treating?
You can also type the name of the stamp design you want into the search bar:
A mug! A rubber stamp set!
Different designs have different gifts! There are even gifts for designs they don’t have in individual sheets any more…
Look at the dragons!
There are so many cool things on the USPS’s website. And yeah, some of them also come with stamps (like the kid’s book) but hey, you’re mostly getting the book!
You can also start a collection with the first day of issue cancellations (usually about $2 each) and other fun things even if you don’t mail letters regularly.

manywinged:

jenny-jinya:

Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more. Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help. :(

lemonlamango:
“has this been done before
well enjoy ya blogging gremlins
the comic base belongs too @c-rowlesdraws (i hope i tagged the right person) the edits done by none other then me
”

lemonlamango:

has this been done before
well enjoy ya blogging gremlins
the comic base belongs too @c-rowlesdraws (i hope i tagged the right person) the edits done by none other then me

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